The ginormous international conspiracy to ruin my day…
23 August 2006 at 1.50 pm | In weather, wtf? | 2 CommentsHave you ever had one of those days where you think back to the moment you threw the covers off and got out of bed, only to wish you had pulled them back up and gone back to sleep? Welcome to my day. Everything started out well enough- I got up at 8 and showered, got ready and headed down to catch a bus into school. For whatever reason the buses were few and far between, so I hopped on a 19 instead of an 11, knowing I’d have to walk a little longer when I got off, but oh well. Apparently getting on the bus was going to be the easiest part of my morning. It took, no joke, 25 minutes to get up the King’s Road. As I can walk it in less than 15 I should have gotten off and walked, but I kept, mistakenly, thinking that we’d get going soon. I’d had enough once we made it to Sloane Square, so I hopped off and decided to catch the tube. Yeah, good decision. I got to the platform only to see no trains listed and to hear the announcement that due to an earlier security alert there were severe delays on both the Circle and District lines. So color me happy as I waited another 20 minutes for a train. At least once I was on it, it only took about 12 minutes to get to school, but still…
To make matters worse, I tried to check my Yahoo and Gmail accounts this morning before heading off, but both informed me that my username and password were invalid. This really confused me because a) I’ve not changed my password recently, b) neither account is new and I’ve been using them successfully for a while now, and c) I had access to them at about 2.30 this morning. So I comforted myself by assuming that something was wrong with my computer/browser at home and all would be right once I came to school.
Well, I get to school (massively later than I’d planned) only to find that I still can’t log-in to my accounts. Imagine a very, very, very pissed off girl fuming (quietly, of course, as I was in the library) at her computer. I’ve emailed both Yahoo and Gmail’s customer service helpline thing-a-ma-bobbers, but have not received much in the way of help. I get standard answers suggesting that I refresh my browser or download a new browser. Those aren’t the bloody problems, are they?! No, read my actual email and get an actual person to try to figure it out. It is now 1.45 in the afternoon and I still have no access. Great, really helpful for my life.
I have not been this frustrated about anything in a long time. I don’t understand how all of a sudden my usernames and passwords could just become invalid and not work, particularly since they worked less than 12 hours ago. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Clearly it’s all a ploy to ruin my day- Transport for London, Google and Yahoo have joined forces (along with Carphone Warehouse because my cell phone is also on the blink today) to do everything in their power to mess up my day. Yes, that has to be the answer. Also, it rained on my when I was walking to Carphone Warehouse to see what’s up with my phone (According to them nothing’s wrong. I ask you then, WHY THE HELL ISN’T IT WORKING PROPERLY?!)
I didn’t know what to laugh at…
29 July 2006 at 11.29 am | In current events, weather, wtf? | Leave a CommentAn article in the Telegraph recounted the details of a young woman who performed an impromptu striptease at an agricultural show in Wales. At first I thought the striptease itself was the funny part, being that these agricultural shows are probably not exactly a hotbed of attractive folks, but then I read this line from the article and just completely lost it. Like snorting and crying as I’m laughing so hard that I can barely breathe properly.
“The show in Builth Wells, mid Wales, is a high point of the agricultural calendar, this year attracting a record 240,140 visitors over four days.”
Couple of things:
1) Can there actually be ‘a high point of the agricultural calendar’?
2) 240,140 people?! WTF?! What are these people doing at an agricultural show in Wales when the weather has been gorgeous for the past 2 weeks? Clearly that number is made up, or at least counts repeat patrons. No way 240,140 different people showed up to this thing. Perhaps some of them heard rumors of the impending striptease and hoped to sneak a peak…
Also, you should know that the woman, who was hosed down with water usually used to wash the cattle in an attempt to restrain her (I know. I’m laughing as I type. Seriously?!), threw her thong into the crowd at the end, but it was kindly returned to her on the end of a pitchfork.
That’s it, for now. But, really, wasn’t that more than enough?
Hottest day of the year…
13 June 2006 at 3.07 pm | In weather | Leave a CommentYes folks, it's true. Summer has finally come to London! It seems to have miraculously gone from cool, rainy, and overcast to hot, humid, and sunny. This past Sunday was the hottest day of the year so far with temperatures reaching the high 20s in London. The high 20s! Can you believe it? That's almost above freezing! Oh wait, that's in Celsius so in Fahrenheit that must be… I have no idea. I'm guessing mid-80s. Wooo! Summer is here!
I just hope it lasts…
My fingers are a lovely shade of blue…
2 June 2006 at 11.29 am | In weather, wtf? | Leave a Comment![]()
Is it just me or does this picture of the LSE library look sort of like a massive igloo? OK, it's probably just me and my extremely cold self starting to hallucinate after having done nearly 3 hours of stats non-stop already this morning. Just thought I'd take a little break to share the fact that it's sunny outside and supposed to hit 70F today and I'm inside on the Lower Ground floor of the library wrapped in my scarf to ward off the biting chill. Delightful!
Sun makes a nice change…
31 May 2006 at 5.19 pm | In weather | Leave a Comment ![]()
Dare I hope that yesterday and today are semi-indicative of the weather in London from here on out? While it's been fairly chilly both days, it has been mostly sunny which makes a nice change from the wet and grey days we've been having…
As an aside- My friend Lawrence, knowing of my immense fascination with London weather, informed me that this May has been the rainiest in his memory. I have no scientific evidence to support this (I'm currently too lazy to Google it and find out), but I trust his judgement. I can only hope that June will be both warmer and sunnier.
Today it was 90 degrees and sunny! … in Pittsburgh
30 May 2006 at 1.24 am | In home, weather | 1 CommentYes folks, that's right- it was a hot and sunny Memorial Day in the Burgh. Here in London, where it was Spring Bank Holiday, it was a chilly 56 and partly cloudy. At least it didn't rain.
There’ll be weather, whether or not I like it…
24 May 2006 at 12.08 pm | In weather | Leave a CommentI love London. Really I do. It's this greyish, rainy, cool weather that's starting to annoy me just a tad. Don't get me wrong, I in general have great forbearance and tolerance for semi-crappy weather- growing up in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania will teach you the patience of a saint- but sometime around the spring of 2002 I started to develop this odd notion that by the middle/end of May it should be warm and sunny, if not downright hot, for about 6 out of every 7 days. I attribute this change in attitude to going to college in Macon, Georgia. Down South it was usually nice and warm by the beginning of April and definitely sunny on most days. So I pose a simple question here to the good weather-people of London, England- WHERE THE HELL IS THE SUN??!! I'm not even asking that it be overly warm (somewhere in the region of 65-75 F would be quite nice… PS: celsius temperatures still elude me), I just need the sun to come out. And not tomorrow, Little Orphan Annie… TODAY.
Let's take a little look at the BBC weather forecast for today and tomorrow, shall we? The description of the current weather is 'Cool breeze. Blustery showers.' Lovely. And the forecasts for today and tomorrow? Little boxes with animated rain falling from grey skies. The temperatures? 14C and 17C. I don't know that that means. Because in my Fahrenheit world that translates to well below freezing. I'm fairly confident that those tempertures put it somewhere in the 50sF, but I could be making that up. Either way, it's entirely too cold for 24 May. Grab your parkas and scarves, kids- it's a cold one! BRRRRRR!
And just to add insult to injury, here's the forecast through Saturday:
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(In case you can't read that too well- it shows RAIN every single day. Today and tomorrow have some sun rays peeking through behind the big, black clouds, but I'm not holding my breath for sustained sunshine.)
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