We suck. A lot.
28 June 2006 at 5.54 pm | In home, sports, wtf? | 1 Comment
![]()
Even the players know it. Look at that first picture. Head in hands, probably crying his eyes out after their 12th consecutive loss. I know I would be. I don’t even know why I’m writing this post, considering I don’t even like baseball all that much. Perhaps I feel compelled as a Pittsburgher to take notice of my town’s sports teams. If that’s the case, then let me just say thank goodness for the Steelers (cause the Penguins certainly aren’t doing us too proud, either)!
At the end of this season the Pirates will have notched up 14 losing seasons in a row. That’s more than half my life that this team has been losing and doing it in spectacular fashion. I vaguely remember the good old days of Andy Van Slyke, Barry Bonds, Bobby Bonilla, Sid Bream, Jay Bell and Doug Drabek with Manager Jim Leyland. Those were the days when we won 3 divison titles in 3 years, though we never made it to the World Series… I loved Andy Van Slyke, number 18. I had a little-girl crush on him and was convinced he was going to be a Pirate forever, so that when I was older we could get married and live in Pittsburgh. With the benefit of hindsight I realize he was a tad too old for me (being that he was born in 1960 and I was born 22 years later…)
I have a few memories of going to Pirates games with my parents and sister, and I remember being extremely excited by the prospect of going to Three Rivers to see the Buccos play. Not anymore. Last summer I probably went to more games in 3 months than I’d been to in my whole life, but the only time I ever got excited was when the game had ended and the fireworks started (amazing views over the rivers!).
An enterprising group of Pirate fans have formed an internet group called Iratefans.com to show their displeasure with the direction of our baseball team. Check out the second picture at the top of this post or go to this article to see an example of their stellar shirts… At this point it’s useless to even hope. Our only chance is to sell the team to Mark Cuban (actually it would probably make more sense to pay him to take over) and while we’re at it, we should give him the Penguins, too.
You know what? We should just have Mark Cuban take over the entire city in order to rescue us from our financially distressed status. After all he says, “I’m a Pittsburgh fan.” And he’s a local. We should start a petition. Someone get on that.
Stars Are Blind? Maybe I’m deaf…
22 June 2006 at 1.06 pm | In fashion, music, wtf? | 2 Comments![]()
As painful as this is for me to admit, I like Paris Hilton's song and video for 'Stars Are Blind'. A lot. So much that I would consider purchasing her CD when it comes out. I think that all the studying has finally driven me insane. Though it is nice to see her "work" for a living instead of just prance around in lingerie, I mean teeny-tiny little dresses, from party to party, spending Rick and Kathy's hotel money. You go, Paris.
An anti-flag burning amendment? It must be summer…
20 June 2006 at 1.04 pm | In current events, wtf? | 1 Comment
Once again, in that span of time between Flag Day and Independence Day the US Senate has, in their infinite wisdom, decided that it's time to introduce an anti-flag burning amendment. Every summer this happens, and every summer I get mad at the ridiculous nature of this proposed amendment. I wrote a post on my online journal last 15 June about just this topic and I think it's quite relevant again this summer:
Every state has passed some form of resolution that urges the US Congress to pass an amendment outlawing flag burning. This is a complete and utter outrage and it's driven by right-wing Republicans bent on making everyone hold the same values and ideals as themselves and, unfortunately, supported by several Democrats who are up for re-election and desperate to prove that they can be as patriotic as the Republicans. Excuse me for pointing out that sometimes dissent is the purest and truest form of patriotism and the idea of freedom of speech is basically ridiculed and reduced to a quaint notion no longer practicable if this country starts to regulate something like this which has no physical impact on anyone other than the person expressing his or her dissent.
In 1989 the US Supreme Court, in Texas v. Johnson, concluded that flag desecration was expressive conduct which is protected under the First Amendment. This ruling overturned a Texas state statute that made such actions illegal. Since 1989, virtually every summer this issue has come before Congress and always been defeated in the Senate after it was passed in the House. However, with the larger Republican majority and the already-stated support of several Democrats, it is closer to happening than ever before. In the 1989 ruling, the majority opinion authored by Mr. Justice Brennan stated that, "We do not consecrate the flag by punishing its desecration, for in doing so we dilute the freedom that this cherished emblem represents…" The concurring opinion, authored by Mr. Justice Kennedy, made the lucid and reasonable point that, "The flag [as am emblem of our nation and embodying the freedoms and liberties we cherish] protects those who hold it in contempt."
The flag of the United States of America is a visual reminder of what this nation holds precious- the freedoms and protections guaranteed in the Constitution. We are, ostensibly, a democratic nation which reveres the opinions of its citizens. Currently, we are involved in a War on Terror that seeks to spread democracy and freedom to oppressed peoples. It makes no sense at all that while we are so busy trying to spread these ideals around the world, we would restrict them at home. Yes, the flag embodies and signifies America. But it is not America. It is not the heart and soul of this nation. The people who live and work here, the men and women who so bravely serve in our military- these are the heart and soul of this nation. Nothing can change their fundamental love for this country or their dedication to service. But if we pass a Constitutional amendment banning flag desecration we're stooping to the level of Iran or North Korea, both countries with totalitarian regimes that oppress the people living there.
It hurts to see someone burn so poignant a symbol as the flag, but, as Mr. Justice Brennan wrote, "The way to preserve the flag's special role is not to punish those who feel differently about these matters. It is to persuade them that they are wrong… And, precisely because it is our flag that is involved, one's response to the flag-burner may exploit the uniquely persuasive power of the flag itself. We can imagine no more appropriate response to burning a flag than waving one's own, no better way to counter a flag-burner's message than by saluting the flag that burns, no surer means of preserving the dignity even of the flag that burned than by according its remains a respectful burial." This country was founded by a group of men who opposed their government because they were not afforded many of the freedoms we take for granted today. If we want to honor their memories we must uphold the right of dissenters to burn the American flag because they are exercising their Constitutional right to protest. Former Secretary of State Colin Powell argued in 1999 that destroying a piece of cloth has no ability to damage a system built on tolerance for protest. He also said, "The First Amendment exists to ensure that freedom of speech and expression applies not just to that with which we agree or disagree, but also that which we find outrageous… The flag will still be flying proudly long after [the protesters] have slunk away."
I believe that the only way to truly desecrate the American flag is to undermine the freedoms it represents. A Constitutional amendment (consequently, only the second in history to restrict instead of expand the freedoms of US citizens) restricting freedom of expression undercuts the values upon which this nation was built and weakens our position in the world as a beacon of democracy.
Just say no… to manpris
15 June 2006 at 1.22 pm | In fashion, wtf? | Leave a Comment![]()
Manpris must be stopped! Men, I know it's tempting to show a little bit of calf now that it's getting downright hot outside, but please resist. Wearing manpris (i.e. capri pants for men) makes you look stupid. I promise. It's not a good look.
Unfortunately, mirrors seem to be lacking in the houses of many men this year. What other explanation could there possibly be for the sheer ridiculousness of this trend? As a woman, I'm asking you all to please wear either regular-length trousers or proper shorts- not some amalgamation of the two that makes you look like you can't dress yourself. Much appreciated.
Hottest day of the year…
13 June 2006 at 3.07 pm | In weather | Leave a CommentYes folks, it's true. Summer has finally come to London! It seems to have miraculously gone from cool, rainy, and overcast to hot, humid, and sunny. This past Sunday was the hottest day of the year so far with temperatures reaching the high 20s in London. The high 20s! Can you believe it? That's almost above freezing! Oh wait, that's in Celsius so in Fahrenheit that must be… I have no idea. I'm guessing mid-80s. Wooo! Summer is here!
I just hope it lasts…
Oh, Benny!
13 June 2006 at 2.54 pm | In Steelers, sports, wtf? | 1 Comment
![]()
The first picture is the car windshield off which Ben apparently bounced when he was involved in a motorcycle crash yesterday morning. The second is his smashed up motorcycle. Damn.
First, thank God Benny’s going to be OK. I really don’t know what Steelers Nation would have done if Ben had been injured more seriously or even died. Granted, we still don’t know everything that happened, but the reports from Mercy Hospital after seven hours of surgery are that Ben is in serious but stable condition, which is encouraging. We love you, Big Ben!!
Second, Mr. Youngest-Quarterback-to-Win-the-Super-Bowl Roethlisberger wasn’t wearing a helmet, which isn’t against the law in Pennsylvania or prohibited by his contract, so it wasn’t illegal or a breach of contract, just bad judgement. Really bad judgement. Perhaps we shouldn’t be asking why he felt the need to tempt Fate by riding helmetless. The time for that can come once he’s well on his way to recovery. Perhaps the question we ought to be asking is this one, posed by Gene Collier in today’s Post-Gazette: ‘How long does it take to repair a quarterback who hits a windshield, spider-webs it like a 240-pound brick, and then bounces off the pavement?’
Until we have any more information, let’s just keep Ben and his family in our thoughts. Get well quick, Benny!
Czech-mate
13 June 2006 at 2.25 pm | In World Cup, sports | Leave a Comment![]()
Despite a pregame phone call from President Bush wishing them luck and dominating possession in the first half, Team USA failed to score even once against the Czech Republic in their group opener yesterday. A dejected team left the field to Coach Bruce Arena's criticism of the performances turned in by almost every player. It only took five minutes for the Czechs to score against US keeper Kasey Keller and it just went downhill from there. By the end of play the Czech Republic, ranked number 2 in the world, was up 3-0.
Here's hoping that Team USA follow Arena's advice and don't let the Czechs beat them twice by taking their embarrassment at this loss into Saturday's match against Italy.
Christian values, Coulter-style
9 June 2006 at 1.36 pm | In religion, wtf? | Leave a CommentAnn Coulter, the ever-controversial conservative pundit has done it again. She hides behind her so-called 'Christianity' all the while doing distinctly un-Christian things. This time, in her new book 'Godless: The Church of Liberalism', she sinks so low as to call a group of 9/11 widows 'witches' and 'harpies', then accuses them of enjoying their husbands' deaths because of the celebrity and money they gained from that appalling tragedy. These are the same women who, after watching the buildings their husbands worked in crumble to the ground with their husbands inside, pulled together and played a large part in the creation of the 9/11 Commission so that an inquiry into the events and responses to the events could happen. Coulter also asserts that the Democratic Party has resorted to only using messengers with whom the public cannot argue, i.e. hysterical women such as the 9/11 widows, in order to not have 'their half-baked, unsaleable ideas' questioned.
Perhaps the Democratic Party has chosen these spokespeople because the Republicans have tried to hijack patriotism as a purely conservative value that can only exist where no one dares question the Republican leaders of the country. Because despite what people such as Ms Coulter contend, anyone who loves their country is a patriot, regardless of their political association or religion (or lack thereof).
Pardon me if I find it just a touch ironic that someone calling herself a Christian, and condeming all liberals as Godless, can be so vitriolic and unforgiving. I must have read a different Bible than she did because my interpretation of Christianity is quite different. I remember reading about a humble Jewish carpenter who embraced everyone in his ministry. Lepers, the blind, the lame, tax collectors, prostitutes, lowly fishermen- no one was off limits to Jesus' love. And that's one of the main things that should be taken from the New Testament. Christians shouldn't be judgemental, intolerant bigots; we should be loving, open, caring, generous service-oriented people. Tony Norman, in today's Post-Gazette, has a great piece about just this topic, even going so far as to say that he's stopped calling himself a Christian because of the way the word has been hijacked by people who do not truly embody its original intent. I refuse to go that far because I refuse to be called Godless simply because I happen to be liberal. I am a Christian. I'm not going to pretend I'm always a perfect paragon of Christ's word, but I try my best.
Perhaps Ms Coulter ought to take to heart what Jesus said to the Pharisees when they wanted to stone a women caught in the act of adultery- 'Let those among you without sin cast the first stone.' (John 8:7)
Say it ain’t so!
9 June 2006 at 12.01 pm | In Steelers, sports | Leave a Comment![]()
Apparently there's speculation that my beloved Coach Bill Cowher won't be coaching my beloved Super Bowl XL World Champions, the Pittsburgh Steelers, after the next two seasons. This is terrible! Part of the Steelers experience is watching 'The Chin' on field and trying to decide whether his scowl means he's happy or pissed off. In my lifetime the Steelers have only had two coaches, Chuck Noll (from 1969-1991) and now Coach Cowher. Obviously, he was going to have to retire at some point, but I (along with vast majority of Pittsburghers) have been hoping that point was sometime in the not-too-near future. Like maybe 2020 or so. By that time I'll be 38 and have had ample time with which to come to grips with the impending departure of my favorite Burgher as Steelers head coach (in case you missed it- I don't tend to like change I can't control). So, if everybody could send an email (or 5, but from different addresses and names, of course) to Bill telling him to stay I bet we can change his mind. Well, maybe not, but it would be fun to see if it works, right? Am I the only one who thinks it would be fun? Oh, ok…
Yes, please!!
5 June 2006 at 6.45 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment![]()
I think this would be a nice addition to any catered affair, don't you? Very tasteful and classy.
Blog at WordPress.com. | Theme: Pool by Borja Fernandez.
Entries and comments feeds.